RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD!!

Taoism: Shit Happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.
Hinduism: The Shit Happened Before.
Islam: If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage!
Zen: What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?
Buddhism: When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?
Confucianism: Confucius Say “Shit Happens.”
7th Day Adventist: Shit Happens On Saturdays.
Protestantism: Shit Won’t Happen, If I Work Harder.
Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I Deserve It.
Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, Knock, “Shit Happens.”
Unitarian: What Is This Shit?
Mormon: Shit Happens Again & Again & Again...
Judaism: Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me?
Rastafarianism: Let’s Smoke This Shit!